May 2013
parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
catswithbenefits:
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
hungarian:
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
jadehalrey:
the slimmest shady you can imagine
*high fives your ass*
departured:
I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
Watchhellamobbin:
pinkgoo:
the best, forever and ever
Bruh….
WHAT
mattfrombusted:
sansatyrell:
why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other
i think kelsey was
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
